I Really Wish Gene Simmons Would Shutup About “Not Being Married”
August 30th, 2007 at 1:20pm

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A couple of days ago, Gene simmons had to release yet another statement about his relationship, and every news site seemed to want to print it. Just in case you read it didn’t – this is what I’m talking about:

“I AM NOT MARRIED!!!

“Folks. I have been deluged with new emails saying some very nice things. Thank you. But, seriously girls, I AM NOT MARRIED!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARIED. I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF EVERY GETTING MARRIED.

“It shocks me that women keep saying ‘your wife’… and can’t get it through their heads there IS NO wife. Never has been. Never will be.

“Women are finally FREE. You live in the 21st Century. You DON’T HAVE TO BE MARRIED, if you don’t want to.

“So ladies, I say this again, I AM NOT MARRIED.”  – Gene Simmons (from his website) Aug 27

Ummm… so? He writes it as though he is telling girls he is available which is the biggest joke ever. First – are there really girls interested in him? Second, look at that picture up top. That’s a family. He has kids, and a long term (23 year) relationship with Shannon Tweed. If he really cheated on her, she would probably kick his ass and be gone in a second. Afterwards, a good lawyer would have her getting child support and the house even without being officially ‘married’. It’s a marriage in every sense except legal.

What’s the point of these statements? Its such a silly and see-through schtick. Maybe he is realizing that no one is taking it seriously anymore?

 

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