The Daily Rock Interviews Al Di from ALDTV!
I know that you have written for a few magazines, but our readers only know you from your videos - could you let us know who all you have written for?
I write for X music magazine , Painkiller magazine and Rolling Stone ( Chinese edition ) , Sometimes I also assist editors of Rolling stone China to get interviews , and a few weeks ago I helped my friend who is the Senior editor of Rolling Stone ( China ) interviewtattoo master Paul Booth and American legendary thrash metal band TESTAMENT ! Testament ’s Beijing Show was superb Killer . I wish i was there , Fuck !
Are you currently writing for any magazines?
2 months ago I wrote the Panic ! at the disco interview for X music magazine , I wrote Norma Jean’s interview for Painkiller magazine , I wrote the bird and the bee’s interview for Rolling Stone ( China ) . I don’t have a life . Fuck , All i got is my fucking career ! But I just love music so much , so what can I say , I love music .
Right now you are living in Canada, but you came originally from China. It must be nuts to move across the world! When did you make the move and what prompted it?
I moved to Canada on January 14th , 2002 , The reason I moved to Canada , Becuase USA was in dangerous situation at that time , you guys know what I am talking about . And Canada is a very peaceful country , plus Girls are very juicy here ! So my parents feel safe when I live in Vancouver. I love Canada and Canadians very much . But I also love Americans very much . The only thing freaking me out is people told me , American people bring guns when they walking on they street . I don’t know , I think probably the only thing what I don’t like USA is you guys can buy guns in the store . That’s too dangerous ! If you don’t like a person , you should fucking beat him up or kick his ass , Not use gun to kill someone!
Gun is for coward ! Fist is for the warrior !
If so, is it very different living there?
It’s very different living in Canada . I think Canadian girls love Asian dudes , Especially since I am the most famous Asian celebrity in Vancouver , So too many girls want to have sex with me , Which confused me a lot , Becuase sex means nothing for me , All I want is to receive love from ladies . Sometimes I have to shout at them ” Don’t just fuck me . Love me , Bitches .”
How did you get so interested in music while living there?
As a matter of fact , I listen to North American rock music when i was 15 years old , It’s like a fashion thing in China. For example , I was fucking listening to Alice in Chains , Smashing pumpkins and Pearl Jam. My friends don’t know them ,and then I feel like rich guy 
. But after my friend talked about Stone Temple Pilots to me , and I had no idea who is STP , So I felt shitty , And then i have to listen to Pantera to kick my friends ass . You know , after year by year , I just became the North American music expert ! Fuck yes !
How is the music scene in Vancouver? Are there lots of cool local bands etc…
Check A Pale Blue , Sea of is , Hot Hot Heat and Luna Riot out ! Basically , Vancouver has no music scene , Vancouver only got sex scene .XXX stores everywhere . It’s pretty brutal !
Let’s talk about ALDTV - who all helps you put that together?
There are so many people are out there to helping me achieve my goals . To name a few , Colin Askey ( Producer of AL D TV ) , Spence , Brock , Andrea , Johnny , Randy ( Lamb Of God ) , Fall Out Boy , Weird Al Yankovic , Torquil Campbell ( Stars / Memphis ) , Sam Roberts , People work for Sony/BMG , EMI , Universal music , Warner Bros , Arts&Crafts and other Labels , managements and Pr Compaines , Maria , Brian and staffs from Adrenaline Pr and tons of my Chinese friends and My parents , And tons of American top models also helped me ( Thank you for putting AL D TV on your top friend list ) , And all those journalists who interviewed me in the past are helping me a lot as well . Thank you guys for making me a star , So i can eat more Pu*#ys ! hahaha . You know i am just kidding , Right ? And you and your sister are also helped me a lot . Becuase you girls are hot !
How do you pick who to feature on ALDTV?
We filmed 20 episodes so far , All guests came to our show are colin ’s favorite artists and my favorite artists . Sometimes publicists from record lables also give me recommendations about the interview , For example , Teresa from Sony/Bmg helped me got Good Charlotte and Weird Al Yankovic on our boat ! I cannot believe Weird Al will do my interview . I love him .
A Lot of the people you interview seem very comfortable and happy to talk to you, is there something you do on purpose to make that happen?
I think everybody just loves me just like the way they love Raymond , Natually , people just love me . I am happy that they all love me , Becuase I am the ultimate lover in the entire universe ! Seriously , I am a people lover , I hope people love me , What goes around , comes a round . but If somebody hates me , I don’t even have time to give middle fingers to them , Becuase i don’t have time to deal with haters , F#&k them ! They can eat my shits for lunch and drink my pees for dinner !
Have you ever had an interview go very badly?
I thought my interview with Black Rebel Motorcycle Club was pretty bad , But people really love that interview , So many people consider I am their hero after they saw the interview , Which made me confused . And I think my interview was Hot hot heat wasn’t good neither , But i think i should let people to judge it . I should just shut up and fuck , No , i mean love , I should just shut up and love !
What has been your favorite moment on ALDTV ?
Sitting with 3 pretty girls from Au Revoir Simone was my favorite moment on AL D TV , We were sitting in the dark room to do the interview , I felt like I want to have 4some with them , but they all have husband and boyfriends. The fact was pretty much upset me . Oh My God , So this is not my favorite moment , I think I don’t have my favorite moment on AL D TV , Becuase I suck !
Colin (who helps you out with ALDTV) is your best friend right? Is it hard to work with him?
Having arguments with Colin Askey ( Producer of AL D TV ) is the most f#&ked up thing ever, Becuase AL D TV is based on our friendship , But we are all different person , We have different goals in the life , But AL D TV is the project that can lead us to out dreamland , So on the one hand we love work with each other , On the other hand , It’s a pain-in-the ass situation to fight with your best friend . Becuase we really are each other’s inspirations and muses !
What are you plans for the show?
ALDTV played on TV, so I and Colin can have decent income to enjoy the life, hahaha. And we hope we can bring love , happiness and a peaceful innocent mind to the people . And my other plans for AL D TV is that I hope chicks can stop masterbating when they enjoy my shows , DON’T DO MASTERBATE , CALL ME INSTEAD !
Have you been surprised by the response it has gotten?
Absolutely , look at me , I am one of the biggest loser in the world , But I got so many fans now , And so many rock stars come to my a piece of f&#king shit show to do my interview and think I am the greatest interviewer ever . Man ! What the fuck is going on here ! I hate my life , I need listen to some Korn’s music to release my angers later .
Do you like writing or doing the show better?
Doing the show . Becuase I am a such handsome sexy beast , It’s my duty to show my beauty to the world . There is no reason for me to waste my charming Charisma . So acting in front of the tv rules !!!!!!!
Did you formally study journalism or anything similar?
Nope , I told you i am the biggest loser in the world . I am so fucked and wasted and jaded . All I want to do is fu#k the world . So I don’t need your education ! F$#k the system . The revolution is started here ! This is the war . Tonight we are die in heaven !
Who do you hope to interview soon that you havent been able to yet?
Too many , Marilyn Manson , Slipknot , Angela from Arch Enemy , Dani Filth from COF , Rammstein , Korn , Lindsay Lohan , Jennifer Lo , Smashing Pumpkins , Poison , Bon Jovi , Max From Soulfly …….. the list goes on .
What cds are you listening now ?
August Burns red - Messengers kicked my ass ! It sounds like when King kong have sex with Female Godzilla , And then Megatran show up and then joined them to plays 3some . It’s brutal , I think i will interview them in October , Man ! It’s going to be brutal . the interview will be a ” BIG FUCK YOU ” !
Your famous last word?
Fuck All , Don’t give a shit and don’t take a shit . Do what you want to do , But don’t break people’s heart . Don’t cheat on your lovers , Otherwise you will be a misery fucker just like me !
You can check out Al Di’s interviews and more at their myspace page and ALDTV.COM.
