StrongBad’s Advice on Starting a Death Metal Band

October 27th, 2007 by MrsBarnes

“First, you’d better be ugly. Or fat.  The gift of death metal does not smile upon the good looking.”

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8 Comments to “StrongBad’s Advice on Starting a Death Metal Band”

  1. Arlene says:

    That was hilarious!

  2. Sterling says:

    Lmao! Brilliant!

  3. Flip says:

    This comment is TRUE!!! Good Looking People Cannot Play Death Metal, It Just Isn’t Natural!!

  4. Terry says:

    Say Thankyou!!! Richiedude posted a comment and then so did I…Justin Timberlake said so in a prep way
    of MY GOTHIC FREAK HEADBANGERS WAY @ MySpace. Now did I say that out too loud? (lol) Now, can you imagine Justiun Timberlake going Death Metal and for what poor Britany Spears is going through…I think she can do a better Job at it than Justin Timberlake could ever imagine so.

    Sincerely, Terry

    “MUSIC IS FOR LIFE”!!!

    ((PEACE AND UNITY))) PS You are welcome to write
    to me at my E-Mail Add anytime.

  5. Metal Mark says:

    I am currently delousing and applying corn flakes to my face.

  6. u got that right! but a ood looking fat dude! works for us

  7. WDNFRA says:

    haha really funny, but i do think corpsegrinder looks sexy,,, NOT!

    haha, keep it metal everyone!

    WDNFRA

  8. WenZee says:

    Should we delouse the decapitated heads of the degenerate, deranged dentists before
    decay sets in — or after???

    I always wanted to ask that question!

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