Playing ‘Simon Says’ With Rob Zombie
November 7th, 2007 by MrsBarnesRob Zombie says take two steps forward.
Rob Zombie says jump up and down 3 times.
Rob Zombie says lift your left foot.
Crowd Surf!
Hey you’re out! I didn’t say ‘Rob Zombie Says’!

an actual sign at a Rob Zombie Concert in Duluth, MN
*****Â Please note that Rob Zombie was in no way involved in writing this post, and that Rob Zombie does not necessarily agree with it’s contents. Rob Zombie.










lolololol
Woah! I actually crowd surfed twice at a Zombie show back in 2006. That was a blast and I couldn’t have picked any better times to crowd surf. The first time was during “More Human than Human” when the monster from the Dragula video came out (I got a real kickass closeup view of him and John 5). Than the 2nd time was during “Superbeast” when Rob came up to the barricade. I landed right next to him.
Other cool stuff thart happened:
-John 5 splashed his tea on me.
-I caught a guitar pic from Piggy D.
In other words, if you challenge gravity you could return to Earth in a manner completely unintended. It may hurt or cause injury, dummy.
In the real world this is called tough shit. In the legal world it is called contributory negligence vs. tort liability.