I F#cking Hate People Who Wear Band Shirts But Aren’t Damn Well Ready to Rock
December 3rd, 2007 by MrsBarnes…its a facebook group, fine, but the description is by far the best part. Too bad, I have no idea who wrote this!
Dude, this fucking pisses my shit right off. So I’m in fucking Middlebrook at the U of motherfucking M [university of minnesota], and I’m leaving. I see some fucker in the hall, and he has a sweet Led Zeppelin shirt on. You know, the one with Icarus on it? Hell yeah! So, I don’t normally do this, but as he’s passing me, I say, “dude, sweet shirt.” He motherdamnasscocksuckingba
llfondling RAISES his FUCKING EYEBROW at me, and says in some snot ass tone, like the kind a weak ass might use if you ask them, “what are you listening to on your ipod,” and their all, “franz ferdinand…”, yeah, well anyways, he says “thanks…” FUCK THAT! You better be ready to bump fists, or run a train on some broad, or fucking at least give me a knowing smile. AT LEAST LEAVE YOUR EYEBROW AT THE FUCKING CURB, YOU SUV DRIVING IPOD TOTING STARBUCKS DRINKING CHIPOTLE EATING PIECE OF SHIT! By the way, your mom called. She said you better put on your Simple Plan sweater, THE WINDS OF THOR ARE BLOWING COLD BITCH!!
 Beautiful!
Im tired of everyone expecting you to know the history of every band and defend it with all your might.
I dont even like led Zeppelin.
His vocals suck, the guitar is mediocre and the drums are a ramble of shit.
Stop considering everyone who wears a Led Zeppelin shirt and doesnt know everything about it as an an emo.
Get over it people. I love plenty of classic rock, just only good classic rock. I love Blue Oyster Cult, The Beatles, Rush, Yes, so many good bands, Led Zeppelin isnt one.
haha, there are a bunch of good death metal bands that are good musicians and that CAN shred,, all shall perish, necrophagist, the faceless,, dude.. come on, haha, and to what the dude said about pantera and the people who where their shirts not even knowing who dimebag was….. thats shitty
dude… your’re fucking chessy as hell… get a life… it’s not the big of a deal.
…all of you are… I live for music… but I’m not gonna hold a grudge against someone who doesn’t feel the same…