Meatloaf Is Officially Cheesy With Paradise By The Gophone Light

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May 19th, 2008 by Richiedude

I’m sure most of you have seen this commercial by now.

Meatloaf is officially cheesy in my opinion - having taken the selling out of music to a new level by re-recording and rewriting the lyrics of one of their classic songs for a commercial. Yikes.

I always though Meatloaf’s music was more Broadway than rock or, gulp, metal. Yes some people have classified Meatloaf as metal. Wow. Those people know nothing obviously. Anway I digress . . . the point is Meatloaf was always more Broadway or rock opera riding that edge of 70’s cheesiness but now have plunged deep into the world of cheese and sellout mania with this version of their song selling the ATT GoPhone.

Wasn’t it Moby years ago who popularized, or made his music sell better by selling the rights to use his music commercially - or specifically targeted marketing his music to commercials? Or something like that *lol*?? Since then the airwaves have been bombarded with once classic music by artists peddling various wares and products. Gee thanks for making a classic by Cream conjure images of  Just for Men haircoloring or a Blondie tune for some kind of dust mop. I guess . . . on the flipside . . . it’s cool that these artists make some cash for their efforts but somehow to me it cheapens the artist’s legacy. Maybe that is just me. What is worse are the horrible knockoffs you hear in advertising - probably because the rights to use the actual original recording couldn’t be obtained.

Anyhoo here is the full version of the ATT GoPhone commercial by Meatloaf - “Paradise by The Gophone Light” if you will:

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Did anyone notice that Tiffany - yes the mall queen - is in this commercial as well? Doesn’t that scream cheesy as well? *laughs* Also watch it carefully to spot the magic disappearing broom in Meatloaf’s hands.

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13 Comments to “Meatloaf Is Officially Cheesy With Paradise By The Gophone Light”

  1. Steven  Says:

    how sad. any respect i could have mustered up for the guy is now LONG gone. what a shame. i don’t care how much money could be made…i would never do that….*sigh* and i thought Ozzy re-defines the term “sell-out” and established just how “low you can go.” damn, meatloaf. that’s just…damn, man.

  2. quaz  Says:

    what you don’t want a go phone now?? lol
    meatloaf hasn’t really been in the public eye for a while and whatever pays the bills I guess. I suppose all that Tenacious D and fight club money didn’t last that long

  3. andi  Says:

    when i saw the commercial on tv, i thought it was funny…but seeing the full version, i have lost respect for that man…..though i’ve never had respect for tiffany…how lame.

  4. dizzyness  Says:

    i just puked alittle, have a nice day.

  5. Capt. Scruffy  Says:

    You know, I never considered meatloaf’s music to be metal either.
    I’ll go as far as saying it’s interesing and yes I saw this commercial
    already and I think it’s pretty lame.

  6. MissaLynn81  Says:

    lol…I”m just a cheezy kinda gal anyway I suppose, but I have always liked Meatloaf’s ‘rock opera’ type music. I’m actually wondering if the boy in this video is his son? He’s got a good voice whoever he is! And isn’t that redhead the singer from all his duet video’s??

  7. ledzepplin291  Says:

    i dont think i needed to watch this ad to know meatloaf is cheesy

  8. Stone  Says:

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, that does suck never seen the commercial until now don’t do much TV but fuck I USED TO LOVE meatloaf but now, this is just as bad as Lar’s from Metallica saying metal is dead, they both have sold out wickedly, money is everything now a day’s not pride and respect for what you have built and struggled for.

  9. DEFMONKEY  Says:

    HMMMM…… I THOUGHT THEY BOTH ALREADY SOLD OUT, AND HAVE BEEN CHEESY FOR AT LEAST A DECADE NOW. AT LEAST!

  10. ledzepplin291  Says:

    yeh i agree with you defmonkey
    but yeh metal has been dead since the 80s-early 90s, nothing new (or radically and excitingly new) has come since then

  11. Rocker dude  Says:

    I ment really Poo
    Ok I’ll just leave now

  12. scarecrow  Says:

    if you can’t laugh at your self . . .you must be a cold sad littel man . . and he got paid for it . . thats the shit . . hes got noting to prove any more . . we all know he’s got tallent . . but I know thise people are the only thing we have that come close to a heros . . we see are selves in them . .they say all the things we want to say . . so we inturn invest are time . .money . .soul . .and protect them when someasshole talks shit . . .so I understand . . but dude he’s been ther for you . . he’s been your hero long enogh . .time to let him go and find an other one who wants to prove some thing . .let the man make his chips any way he can . .thats it . . .the scarecrow . .

  13. TragicOverkill  Says:

    absolutely horrible…

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