Meatloaf Is Officially Cheesy With Paradise By The Gophone Light
I’m sure most of you have seen this commercial by now.
Meatloaf is officially cheesy in my opinion - having taken the selling out of music to a new level by re-recording and rewriting the lyrics of one of their classic songs for a commercial. Yikes.
I always though Meatloaf’s music was more Broadway than rock or, gulp, metal. Yes some people have classified Meatloaf as metal. Wow. Those people know nothing obviously. Anway I digress . . . the point is Meatloaf was always more Broadway or rock opera riding that edge of 70’s cheesiness but now have plunged deep into the world of cheese and sellout mania with this version of their song selling the ATTÂ GoPhone.
Wasn’t it Moby years ago who popularized, or made his music sell better by selling the rights to use his music commercially - or specifically targeted marketing his music to commercials? Or something like that *lol*?? Since then the airwaves have been bombarded with once classic music by artists peddling various wares and products. Gee thanks for making a classic by Cream conjure images of Just for Men haircoloring or a Blondie tune for some kind of dust mop. I guess . . . on the flipside . . . it’s cool that these artists make some cash for their efforts but somehow to me it cheapens the artist’s legacy. Maybe that is just me. What is worse are the horrible knockoffs you hear in advertising - probably because the rights to use the actual original recording couldn’t be obtained.
Anyhoo here is the full version of the ATT GoPhone commercial by Meatloaf - “Paradise by The Gophone Light” if you will:
Did anyone notice that Tiffany - yes the mall queen - is in this commercial as well? Doesn’t that scream cheesy as well? *laughs* Also watch it carefully to spot the magic disappearing broom in Meatloaf’s hands.










May 19th, 2008 at 4:10pm
how sad. any respect i could have mustered up for the guy is now LONG gone. what a shame. i don’t care how much money could be made…i would never do that….*sigh* and i thought Ozzy re-defines the term “sell-out” and established just how “low you can go.” damn, meatloaf. that’s just…damn, man.
May 19th, 2008 at 8:47pm
what you don’t want a go phone now?? lol
meatloaf hasn’t really been in the public eye for a while and whatever pays the bills I guess. I suppose all that Tenacious D and fight club money didn’t last that long
May 20th, 2008 at 3:37pm
when i saw the commercial on tv, i thought it was funny…but seeing the full version, i have lost respect for that man…..though i’ve never had respect for tiffany…how lame.
May 20th, 2008 at 3:41pm
i just puked alittle, have a nice day.
May 20th, 2008 at 4:29pm
You know, I never considered meatloaf’s music to be metal either.
I’ll go as far as saying it’s interesing and yes I saw this commercial
already and I think it’s pretty lame.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:10pm
lol…I”m just a cheezy kinda gal anyway I suppose, but I have always liked Meatloaf’s ‘rock opera’ type music. I’m actually wondering if the boy in this video is his son? He’s got a good voice whoever he is! And isn’t that redhead the singer from all his duet video’s??
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:11pm
i dont think i needed to watch this ad to know meatloaf is cheesy
May 24th, 2008 at 6:04pm
OH MY FUCKING GOD, that does suck never seen the commercial until now don’t do much TV but fuck I USED TO LOVE meatloaf but now, this is just as bad as Lar’s from Metallica saying metal is dead, they both have sold out wickedly, money is everything now a day’s not pride and respect for what you have built and struggled for.
May 24th, 2008 at 11:09pm
HMMMM…… I THOUGHT THEY BOTH ALREADY SOLD OUT, AND HAVE BEEN CHEESY FOR AT LEAST A DECADE NOW. AT LEAST!
May 27th, 2008 at 9:33am
yeh i agree with you defmonkey
but yeh metal has been dead since the 80s-early 90s, nothing new (or radically and excitingly new) has come since then
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:55am
I ment really Poo
Ok I’ll just leave now
June 14th, 2008 at 10:06am
if you can’t laugh at your self . . .you must be a cold sad littel man . . and he got paid for it . . thats the shit . . hes got noting to prove any more . . we all know he’s got tallent . . but I know thise people are the only thing we have that come close to a heros . . we see are selves in them . .they say all the things we want to say . . so we inturn invest are time . .money . .soul . .and protect them when someasshole talks shit . . .so I understand . . but dude he’s been ther for you . . he’s been your hero long enogh . .time to let him go and find an other one who wants to prove some thing . .let the man make his chips any way he can . .thats it . . .the scarecrow . .
June 24th, 2008 at 4:35am
absolutely horrible…